woensdag, oktober 10, 2007

Dear Ross and Hamish

This serves to inform you that I was doing a very successful outreach with the Walgett Aboriginal Medical service to the mining community of Grawin and Glen Garry last week. These miners life in very harsh conditions. I think the ratio bearded versus non-bearded men I saw that day was all to one; the only well shaved person being Phill, my community health worker. We didn’t have a printer with so as I was handwriting all scripts I regretted not having a jar of ink with a goose feather to complete the scene.
The miners are very straightforward people getting to the point right away, but unstoppable when they notice you have some time to spare, and because I was handwriting all scripts I did have plenty of time because I can write and listen simultanously.
It seems that in the not so far away future amazing business opportunities will open up and despite patient confidentiality I think it would be wrong to withhold this information from you.
Mr. C. was by coincidence in to see me on a very special day, so he tells me. I notice it’s his 79th birthday that day, so I congratulate and ask him whether he’ll celebrate. His mother is planning to descend at 3pm, so that will be nice –if I believe in Angels? I admit I have never seen one myself but have the suspicion that they are there. He states that at least 20.000 of them are living on his camp, the only other heaven on earth apart from the real heaven. Some angels, you see, would rather stay around instead of joining Jesus –who for the record did marry Maria Magdalena- and Christ. His wife will also try to put in an appearance this day. She is the only fortunate angel that can travel between both heavens and so we have a direct hotline with the Lord Himself. Se visits Him twenty minutes per fortnight and takes the deceased dogs with. I ask Mr. C if Christ likes the dogs –He does.
The lovely wife, who now looks the same as when they got engaged at her 16th with similar dress and fashion as from the ‘40’s (I had to ask whether all the angels were naked or dressed) knows exactly where all the opal is, and she is going to direct him straight to it so from next month onwards he will start finding all the opal in value adding up to $400 billion, with some pieces of opal being so large he’ll need trucks to lift them out of the ground.
With this money he will then build 51 free clinics, that will also have day care facilities so that nurses can more easily work, not having to worry about the kids. Just has I wonder how much time he needs to finish this project he reveals to me he’ll live to be 104 years old. I think Mr. C. comes highly recommended considering his Guardian Angel is no one other than Joanne of Arc in person.
So as you can see, the future is looking bright in Grawin.
I will make sure I will keep providing him with the right blood pressure tablets and opiates for pain relief. Please don’t hesitate to contact me should you have any further queries. I am sure I could pose some questions to him on my next visit to Glen Garry at the end of this month.
Kind regards,
Christel